Cockstuffing
Ok, now I just read this in this week's issue of Der Spiegel. The topic is doping in the exhilarating world of bicycle racing, kids, and it's gonna get messy, so buckle up. Ready? Ok, here we go:
Apart from the whole thing about getting drunk, shooting smack, popping amphetamines and 'roids, getting transfusions of your own enhanced blood and all that good shit, this really freaked me out. Apparently, what those morons are doing right before a doping test is administered is to take a long needle, put some xylocaine on it and STICK IT UP THEIR DICK!
Why, you ask? Well, allow me to elaborate: to drain the bladder (because this is how far they ram this thing down their peehole!) of urine, swish it out with salt water and then--wait for it--they fill in clean urine. But here comes the whopper: it's not their own drugfree piss they insert BUT THEIR MANAGER'S!
Fucking hell! How desperately do you have to want to win to do this, like, after every race?! Not that I have been a big fan of this sport to begin with, but with this little nugget of information, I'm gonna switch channels the second I see a bike on TV.
Apart from the whole thing about getting drunk, shooting smack, popping amphetamines and 'roids, getting transfusions of your own enhanced blood and all that good shit, this really freaked me out. Apparently, what those morons are doing right before a doping test is administered is to take a long needle, put some xylocaine on it and STICK IT UP THEIR DICK!
Why, you ask? Well, allow me to elaborate: to drain the bladder (because this is how far they ram this thing down their peehole!) of urine, swish it out with salt water and then--wait for it--they fill in clean urine. But here comes the whopper: it's not their own drugfree piss they insert BUT THEIR MANAGER'S!
Fucking hell! How desperately do you have to want to win to do this, like, after every race?! Not that I have been a big fan of this sport to begin with, but with this little nugget of information, I'm gonna switch channels the second I see a bike on TV.
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