Cheney, Checks, and Balances

Short follow-up to the previous post:
The Denver Post's cartoonist Mike Keefe came up with this concerning the VP's hybris:
(via Today's Best Cartoons.)

Cheney to US: "Go fuck yourself!"

The Daily Show rips into Dick Cheney's latest subtle move towards fucking democracy up the ass.
Have a look:



Words fail me...

UPDATE 17Aug07: Since Comedy Central chooses to delete the video links after a month or so, here's a link to the same video via Crooks and Liars.

Banksy Does Paris

This is awesome:
Appearently, guerrilla artist Banksy has tampered with moron princess Paris 'Jailbird' Hilton's CDs in stores around the UK. Have a look at this video (via UbuWeb):

Utter, utter brilliance!

Weird Weight

This comes via BoingBoing:
Weird Converter lets you know how much one weird thing weighs in regard to some other strange thing. So how many Jennifer Anistons would you need to equal Tom Cruise? 1.8181818182.
Also, you'd need 3.1893853482 average bowel movements to fill one 600cc breast implant--I'll let you figure out yourself what you make of this little snippet of information!
Oh, and the whole thing works with length, as well; otherwise, how would I know that it would take 67191601.06666666 flaccid penises to measure the Great Wall of China?